I have a Tufted-Ear Bird Dog living in my house. He just kind of appeared. I have done extensive research on this animal.
The Tufted-Ear Bird Dog is a strange animal. He is a mammal. He has fur, lots of fur. His habitat varies and he can be found in the cooler climates of the United Kingdom but flourishes in almost any environment. This particular Tufted-Ear Bird Dog has a predilection for my garden. He loves water and will find any body of water, either big or small, in which to splash around. Our Tufted-Ear Bird Dog is often referred to as “Wide Body”.
His diet consists primarily of dog food and dog snackies, but has he been known to eat a fried egg or two. He has relatively sloth-like movements the majority of time. The exceptions to this are 1) when a squirrel mistakenly enters (or maybe not so accidentally) his domain, or 2) when he is attached to a leash, at which point he transforms into a football linebacker with a really low center of gravity.
By nature, he is not fierce, nor is he aggressive, but he has been known to
The Tufted-Ear Bird Dog is an unusual beast , but he is my beast (or maybe I am his human, or perhaps a little of both).
Note: I think the frequent summer clippings may have contributed to the appearance of this animal, it gets so hot here – we had no choice. Besides, he is so cute when he comes back from the groomers, he looks like a pleasantly plump little boy who has just received his summer crew cut.